Funny Adult SMS

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

1 Bar 1 Ladke Ne Rajnikant
Ki Beti Koh Aankh Maar Di
Rajnikant Ny Uxki Gardaan
Hth Ur Per Marood Diye
Aaj Us Ladke Koh Duniyaah
Babaa Raamdeev
Kaay Naaam Saay Jaanti Haai.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

A Small Kid Wr0te T0 Santa Clause
Send Mey A Br0ther
Santa Wr0te Back
Send Mey Ur M0ther.

(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

In A Grammar Class
Teacher He D0es N0t Like Girls
What Is He In This Sentence
Student Gay.

(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)

A Sch00l B0y Was Masturbating
In Sch00l Bathr00m
Suddenly Teacher Came N 0pen The D00r
B0y Says Maam 100 Saal Jiy0gi App.

(9 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)

Larki Wale Larki Dekhney Gaye
Lark Ne Larki Se Pucha: Aapk0 Khana Banana Ata Hay
Larki : Nahe Mujhe T0 Banana Khana Ata Hay.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Santa K0h Nahate Hway Mahb00ba Yaad
A Gayi Th0 Farmaya
Dil May Hi Tmhara Aks
00r Hath May Hain Sab0n Lux
Tmhara Khayal Aata Raha 00r
Lux Jhaag Banata Raha.

(24 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)

1 larka d0sre larke se:
Yaar tm ne kabhe k0hi larki phansai hai?
2nd b0y!
Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi pr tm l0g0n ne ye m0halla hi ch0r diya.

(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

1 b0y t0 a dark girl:
Kitni kali h0.
The girl replies: Isme tere baapp ka kya jata hai.
B0y: Agar mere baapp ka gaya h0ta t0 g0ri huti.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Santa ne appni sagaai t0d di kyunki ladki virgin thi.
When asked why Santa
b0la: J0 aaj taak kisi ki nahi hui w0h meri kaise h0 sakti hai.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pr0stitute Left Her Pr0fessi0n And Goes 2 A Sch00l 4 A J0b.
Principal: Can U Teach Z00l0gy/Bi0l0gy/0r Physi0l0gy.
Pr0stitute: N0, 0nly Dalogy & Niklogay.

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