(In the Name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful)

(In the Name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful)

Pathan Sardar Funny Jokes

Bara Maza Aya

Pathan Ko Aik Bandar Mila. Wo Usay Police Station Le Gaya. 

Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao 

Aglay Roz Inspector Ne Pathan Ko Bandar K Saath Bus Stop Pe Dekha 

Inspector: Isay Zoo NahiN Le Kar Gaye? 

Pathan: Kal Main Isay Zoo Le Gaya Tha, BaRa Maza Aaya. Aaj Hum DonoN Film Dekhnay Ja Rahay HaiN

Sawaab Milay Ga

Pathan K Paas 1 Mehman Aaya. Pathan Bola: ''O Yara Is Pankhe K Niche Betho Tumhe Sawaab Milega. 
Mehman:wo Kese? 
Pathan: Hm Ye Pankha Masjid Se Utaar K Laya Hai.

Dead Phone

1 Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Men Dfna Rha Tha. 
Man: Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho?
Pathan: Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha He K Mobile DEAD Ho Gya Hai

Pakistan Kay Soobay

Ustaad Pathan Se Pakistan K Kitny Soobay Hay? 
Pathan : (4) 
Ustaad Sahabash Un K Naam Batao
Pathan: Mashrik, Maghrib, Shumal, Junoob.

Garmiyoon ke tasveer

1 Patan Ne Jali Note Banaya Orr Quaid-E-Azam Ki Topi Bhol Gaya 
Jab Dukandar Ko Dia Tou Dukandar Ne Kaha: 
Iski Tou Topi Nahi Hay. 

Pathan Bola: 
Ye Quaid-E-Azam Lala Ki Garmion Ki Tasveer Hay

Biwi Main Dhamaka

Pathan Galti Se News Paper Ka Sub-Editor Ban Gia. Usne Aik Khabar Ki Headline Ye Di: 

"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!" 

Cheif Editor: Yeh Tum Ne Headline Kia Di Hai? 

Pathan: Sir Mene Khabar Ko Asan Alfaz Mein Likha Hai. 

Cheif Editor: Acha Asal Khabar Kia Thi? 

Pathan: "MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA"

Try Again

Ek Pathan Scheme Wali Bottle Ka Dhakan Bar Bar Khol K Band Kar Raha Tha. 

Kisi Ne Pucha Kya Hua? 

Pathan: Khocha Dhakan Mai Likha Hai 
"Try Again"

Insult hai yeh

Waiter: Khan Sahb, 10 Rs Tip To Meri Insult Hy.. 

Khan: To Phir..? 

Waiter: 20 Rs To Hon.. 

Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nhi Kr Skta..!!

Pata Hai Main Kon Hon?

Pathan Bus Me Pori Seat Par Pheal Kar Betha Tha 

Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mange 

Pathan:Oye Tere Ko Pta Nahe K Me Kun He? 

Aadmi Dar Gaya Aur Khara Raha 

Next Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mangi 
Pathan Ne Phr Bharm Karwaya 
Us Ne Pathan Ko Pakar Lia Aur Kaha Bta To Kun He? 

Pathan:Muhammad Gul Khan Zai.

14 August

Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein. 

Dost: Kiun? 

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja

 

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